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Published on: 2015-10-08
Released on: 2015-10-08
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Chapter 1A long, long time ago in a nippy, nippy galaxy named Nipperia… (ok who the hell is stupid enough to give a galaxy that name) [A robot named Nadine Russell. Now more writing and less questions you bloody terran.] (Fine.) Little did this beautiful icy galaxy know that they are about to be visited by the most awesome, butt-kicking and rockin’ group of trolls: THE FORMIDABLE FIVE!!! [OH YEAH, play rock music intro Axan.] (Hey shut that thing off. I can’t concentrate.) The formidable five is led by the troll named Oshart…[Yep, that’s me] …the ugliest…[Ehem]…I mean the handsomest and most badass troll in this group of low-life hoodlums. (OUCH!) Bounty hunters. I mean they’re bounty hunters. Not hoodlums. (Stupid auto-correct.) The F5…[Hey I like that nickname.](Thank you. Now would you please be kind enough not to interrupt.) The F5 solemnly sat inside their cool intimidating spaceship. The only spaceship with the enormous troll version of the pirate flag – the skull with an ‘X’ below it but this time the skull is a troll’s – printed on its sides. (Who wouldn’t be intimidated with that…..fierce-looking skull of your race)The F5 has just left the beautiful planet Jupiter. Their target destination: A distant speck. As their ship drew nearer, the speck gradually resolves into a silver, space mill. A galaxy.“Gentle-trolls, welcome to Nipperia,” Oshart announced while looking at the galaxy through the glass in front of the spaceship. The other four trolls curiously eyed the galaxy behind Oshart. On his right stood Axan. Oshart’s always-serious [you really should smile sometimes], dependable, and trustworthy second-in-command. On Oshart’s left stood Dendri. The…uhmm…[The dumbest troll in the group. Yes you can call him that.](What! I thought you didn’t like derogatory troll descriptions)[There are always exceptions and he really is dumb.](Then what is a dumb troll doing in a group called Formidable Five)[He’s my brother.](Oh!) Anyways, standing behind the trio are Hoda Hage. Twin trolls nicknamed by Oshart as the H-Twins. They’re the best (according to Oshart) weapons specialists out there based on the…fact…that they know how to skillfully operate any sort of weapon even when it is still unfamiliar to them. It was Dendri who spoke first. “Nice-looking planet bross” (That’s brother-boss mixed together…that’s quite creative actually.) “What kinda’ dames live here bross Can’t wait to be snoggin’ some.” (Yuck.) “This is a duty trip. Not a vacation”, Oshart lectured. “Besides, only fairies and imps live here. Their dames are probably too small for a big oaf like you.”One of the twins asked their favorite question, “Weapons”“They only use nippy ropes based on what I read. Dunno yet what they do though. Guess we’ll find out.”As their spaceship got nearer, details of the icy galaxy became clearer. It soon became apparent why it is called a nippy, nippy galaxy.“Is that the sun” asked Axan. He was pointing at the large prodigious planet at the middle of three smaller planets circling around it. A small glow emitted from it but it was no way near any other sun in terms hotness and brightness.Nobody answered Axan. They stared at it with confused faces.“Your books doesn’t say anything about that bross It gotta say something about that.”“No, my books doesn’t say anything about this dum-dum. It’s a new galaxy with little history. But I think we are supposed to be headed to that ‘sun’. Our client told me to land on the biggest planet. Steer us there computer.”The A.I. obeyed, bringing their ship nearer the glowing planet. As they approached it, a bored computer-like voice contacted them. “Pleeeeez staaayt yooor ay-denteetee and biiiz-niiiizzz in da niiippy, niiiippy gaaaalaaaksy.”Oshart headed to the communication device and pompously responded. “This is Oshart, leader of the Formidable Five. We’ve come to the aid of Nadine Russell at his request.”“Os
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